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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:31
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon Sees Bond Market Crack — Why And What To Do - Forbes
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
NASCAR Saturday schedule at Pocono Raceway - NBC Sports
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Five dead in latest Israeli shootings of Gazans seeking aid, say local officials - Financial Times
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Column | How many years do I have left? An app gave me some helpful insights. - The Washington Post
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you get free followers on TikTok in 5 minutes?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Loons and Moons